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Meetings are a necessary evil; coding is the actual job. You'll go down a rabbit hole on one bug until 2 AM and emerge victorious — that singular focus is legendary. When someone asks "how do I fix this?" you launch a 10-minute technical deep-dive that answers the question and three they didn't know they had. GitHub contributions are green year-round. The team hit a wall for a week; you cracked it overnight and dropped "fixed" in Slack at 3 AM. Your code doesn't have comments — it has philosophy.
When you like someone, you show them something you built — that's the confession. It's not awkward, it's actually kind of perfect. You need someone who finds the "I made this for you" gesture genuinely sweet rather than weird, and who won't roll their eyes when you get excited about a clean solution. That person is out there and worth finding.
Management is someone else's calling — you want to be a senior engineer until the day you retire. Depth is the goal, not breadth. Learning new languages and frameworks isn't work, it's genuinely how you relax. Organizations that recognize and reward deep technical expertise are where you become irreplaceable.
Zero interest in money, but the salary ends up high anyway — ironic, but also earned. Spending habits are minimal by nature, so savings accumulate without trying. The occasional splurge on a new MacBook or mechanical keyboard is the only leak in an otherwise very watertight financial ship.