Delusional Confidence King 'Gaston'

Plays the town hero while being a walking monument to self-regard. If I want it, I get it—no exceptions, no self-doubt. Mirrors are a primary hobby. The wild thing about groundless confidence is that it actually works as a social force. Gaston getting the whole tavern to sing about Gaston? Technically impressive. The charisma is real even when the substance isn't. Self-belief this complete creates its own gravitational field. Annoying and also enviable—that's the whole Gaston paradox.