How AI-Brained Are You, Actually?
ChatGPT, Claude, Gemini... can't tell if you should ask AI or just text a friend? Six levels of AI dependence — from full analog to full cyborg.

Feelings aren't real until they're said out loud — and you've always known that. "You killed it," "I'm proud of you," "I missed you" — none of that is small talk, it's all completely meant. You know exactly how to make someone feel seen with just the right sentence, and the people around you leave conversations feeling a little taller. The only downside? When you go quiet, everyone around you immediately assumes they did something wrong.
You don't just say "I like you" — you say why, with receipts. Your partner has absolutely screenshot your messages to show their friends. The "I'm not good at expressing myself" type is lowkey exhausting to you.
Presentations, feedback, de-escalating a tense meeting — all done through words, and all done well. Your team genuinely notices when you're not in the room. One well-timed comment from you can flip the whole vibe of a meeting.
Concerts, dinners worth talking about, an experience you'll reference for years — that's where your money goes. You're not cheap, you're just selective. If it doesn't make a good story, it's probably not worth it.