How AI-Brained Are You, Actually?
ChatGPT, Claude, Gemini... can't tell if you should ask AI or just text a friend? Six levels of AI dependence — from full analog to full cyborg.
What Was Your Job in a Past Life? | Joseon Dynasty Edition

Kim Seon-dal — Korea's most legendary trickster — literally sold a river to a stranger and people still admire the audacity. That's you: brilliant ideas, smooth talk, and turning strangers into fans within five minutes. You run life like a game on expert mode and somehow you're always winning. Working inside a fixed system feels like prison — the real thrill is flipping a situation that looks unwinnable. Opportunities follow you because you have the eyes to see them. Just don't expect to stay in one place for long; the next game is always waiting.
You never chase people who leave, and you never block people who arrive — charm just naturally flows out of you. There are too many interesting people in the world to settle for just one. But here's the twist: when someone actually catches your eye for real, you go surprisingly all-in. That unexpected depth is lowkey your most attractive quality.
Nothing is unsellable when you're the one selling it — word choice, timing, reading the room, all innate. Marketing, YouTube, content, sales: you'd blow up in any of them. When a better opportunity shows up mid-play, you pivot fast without looking back. That's not quitting, that's strategy. And you adapt to a new environment almost immediately wherever you land.
Penny by penny makes a fortune? Nah — a penny is still just a penny. You go for crypto swings, trading, or that one big play that changes everything, and honestly you've actually called it right a few times. Great at making money, less great at keeping it — your balance is a rollercoaster. But you've accepted that the thrill is part of the deal.