How AI-Brained Are You, Actually?
ChatGPT, Claude, Gemini... can't tell if you should ask AI or just text a friend? Six levels of AI dependence — from full analog to full cyborg.
What Was Your Job in a Past Life? | Joseon Dynasty Edition

You're the one who somehow has friends in every city, speaks enough of every language to make it through any dinner, and genuinely thrives navigating different cultures. You make a friend on a flight and end up having dinner with them six months later. Language barriers dissolve with enough enthusiasm and warmth, and cultural differences are just another form of fascinating. Joseon's official ambassador to the world — and honestly, you were born for international everything.
When you like someone, you're running toward them full speed with your tail wagging — big energy, no filter, over-expressive affection. This actually works because the intensity reads as charming, not overwhelming. Ironically, holding a little looser makes it last longer; too tight and you'll both feel it. Your tension is your biggest selling point.
Planning, marketing, advertising, branding — you're made for it. Doing exactly the same task every day is a slow-moving illness for you; you need change and stimulation to stay functional. Free spirit means your resume has some hops, but you become the idea person everyone wants within weeks of joining anywhere new.
Happy? Buy something. Sad? Retail therapy. Any emotion becomes a spending event — your account never really gets comfortable. 'Wait I literally need this' is basically a reflex at this point. Interestingly, you rarely regret the purchases. You might actually be the most efficient emotional spender alive.