How AI-Brained Are You, Actually?
ChatGPT, Claude, Gemini... can't tell if you should ask AI or just text a friend? Six levels of AI dependence — from full analog to full cyborg.
What Kind of Friend Are You, Really?

You have the rare ability to say something brutally honest while making the whole room laugh. "Okay real talk, no offense, but..." — and what follows is both accurate and hilarious. You deliver hard truths without making anyone feel attacked. Your friend goes "okay okay I get it" while still smiling.
When your friend's situationship is clearly going nowhere, you find the funniest way to say it. "Okay but like... are they actually into it?" Heavy topic, light delivery. They hear you and somehow feel better.
Your friend is considering a company and you pull up the reviews: "Okay the Glassdoor is genuinely terrible, I'm not joking." Fact-based, delivered with a grin. They actually listen.
Being around you makes your friends want to say yes to things. "We should try that." "Let's do it." Spending goes up, but so does the fun. Fair trade.
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